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The real punchline comes later when he marries a person who loves him, has a good boss, is respected by his children, works at a rewarding job for 40 years, travels the world for 25 years, and dies in painless repose, surrounded by loved ones.
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Technically, this is literary humor.
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Do they still do this? When I was a kid, villains were constantly dangling from buildings and being saved.
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Based almost entirely on something Tomer Ullman told me, and I hereby nominate him as First Dean of Shenanigans.
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All I'm saying is this would be the ultimate proof that God has a dirty mind.
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I read in an econ book that panel four is a thing that actually happens, and I've been terrified ever since.
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Triple the median would of course be 50% more inner peace.
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The best part is that it's included in a book titled Mortal Questions. Also that the original paper came out in 1969.
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Later he's upset that nobody's upset.
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The worst part is the robot makes him use reddit 7 hours a day, because that's what past employees were doing in its training data.
