Bride’s brother has people in hysterics with wedding speech as he roasts his family – even the grandparents aren’t safe
GUESTS at an American wedding were left howling after the bride’s brother spent five minutes roasting his beloved family.
The clever speech giver, named Sean, launched into a five-minute roast of his family members and left no stone unturned when it came to their embarrassing actions.
In the clip, posted to TikTok by user Isaac9ice, the bow-tie wearing brother proved himself quite the comedian.
First, he recalled the day he first met his little sister.
“We first met in the early 90s,” he began. “I wasn’t overly interested in meeting her but my parents felt that I wasn’t enough.”
The cheeky chap even commented on his sister’s weight, sparking a roar of laughter from the crowd.
“When she was born, she was a big girl. Some would say hefty,” he added. “Nine pounds and ten ounces.
“They wheeled her out into the hallway and my first word to her was ‘gross’.”
Soon, the rib-tickling speech moved onto Sean’s grandparents.
Instead of sharing his love the old-fashioned way, the funny man put ‘blame’ on his elders for favouring his sister.
“My grandparents developed a points system where we would score points for doing good deeds and being good to one another,” he recalled. “But this system failed.
“When a fight was brought to the attention of any superior, I had no chance.
“It literally took video footage for my family to take my side after a fight had broken out.”
Sean then shared a camping tale from his youth, when the blushing bride – then just a kid – started a fight.
“She hit me, pushed me and spit on me. I pushed her away and she ran to my grandparents,” he said.
“‘Sean hit me, Sean is bad’, she told them. Once again I had negative points.
“So here I am Granny, Lindsey sitting at 160 points and me at negative five.”
While Sean’s speech might seem like a mean dig, the brother couldn’t be more loving.
Soon, he began praising his sibling and sharing his appreciation for her presence in his life.
“When I think about my sister I think authentic,” he said. “There’s not many people like her and I feel truly blessed to have such an amazing person to grow up with.”
Hundreds of viewers commented on the hilarious clip with their own review.
One user replied: “The older brother I always wanted. Tell their parents they did amazing.”
A second said: “It’s only a genius person who can have this perspective, well done.”
And a third noted: “The reactions of the grandparents are what makes this gold.”
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