I thought I already had the worst tattoo ever but then I got drunk and got one even worse – it makes my sex life awkward
IT’S NOT uncommon to meet someone with one or multiple tattoos these days, but every once in a while you might come across one they regret getting altogether.
No one knows this feeling of regret better than Miia, who thought her fictional video game character was the worst ink she got before drinking a little too much alcohol and getting one way worse.
Sharing a clip of herself over an image of Kirby, a video game character, she said: “You know, everyone probably thinks that this stupid f***ing Kirby tattoo is the worst tattoo choice I’ve ever made.
“But, no. Surprisingly, it gets worse from there because one time I was so drunk, I was on a boat and for some reason there was a tattoo artist on the boat.”
She then projected a snap of herself getting tattooed on the boat before switching to one of the side of her bum.
“And that’s when I decided to get the word ‘sad’ tattooed on my a**!”
@miiawhoreus then gave some insight into her sex life, which has become awkward since getting her ink done.
She said: “Y’all have not felt shame until somebody’s hitting it from the back and you can feel their hand covering up your sh***y tattoo.”
“Oh my God, y’all need to find the cure for borderline personality disorder immediately,” she added as the video came to an end.
In the caption, she wrote: “YES THIS IS THE WORST TATTOO IVE EVER GOTTEN LOL”. [sic]
Viewers flocked to the comments section to share their thoughts on Miia’s tattoo as one person wrote: “sounds like a humbling experience”. [sic]
But others told her to keep the ‘sad’ ink and insisted the Kirby ink was actually “cute”.
“I don’t see anything wrong with the Kirby one tbh I like it,” [sic] one person wrote, to which she responded: “Bruh it’s so big and also so poorly done [crying emoji] also deffo not my aesthetic at all I just want straight lines on my arms”. [sic]
Another said: “it’s cute idc,” [sic] to which Miia replied: “Duuuuude I hate it I think imma get it removed lol”. [sic]
A third shared: “I love the Kirby tattoo, so cute,” followed by a red heart emoji.
Meanwhile, some shared their own tattoo fails with one person admitting: “It’s okay, I got drunk and got the word sussy tattooed on my cheek”. [sic]
Another said: “dude i have ,,uwu” tattooed on my thigh. U gotta embrace it”. [sic]
And another added: “I tattooed a dead fish on my foot. I don’t regret it, honestly, I think it’s fantastic.”