I’m a mom – I had an awkward wardrobe malfunction at a children’s play area, I was exposed but that wasn’t the worst bit
A MOTHER wanted to hide in shame after her wardrobe malfunction turned into a series of unfortunate events.
An innocent slide ride with her daughter ended with a visit to the pharmacy.
Because girl mom Christina Zumbo (@christinabloom) is known for her “wholesome chaos,” as she calls it, it’s not surprising that her last incident was one for the books.
She recounted how the fail went down in a video, which began with a clip of her sliding down a plastic slide with her daughter on her lap.
“Attempt one. Little did I know, this ride split my tights wide open,” she began.
After giggling and yelling their way down, the mother-daughter duo decided to give it another go – unbeknownst to both that Christina was fully exposed in the back.
“Attempt two,” she said, filming herself go down the slide again, “with split pants, nothing between my cheeks and the plastic slide.”
Midway down, Christina felt something sting her bum.
“Ouch! That burned my bottom?!” she wrote, expressing her confusion at the time.
“I immediately felt burning hot, then touched to realize my back seam was completely split open.”
Looking for a quick solution, she went up to a fellow parent at the park and explained that there were “no pants attached to [her] butt.”
After using a sweater to cover up, she headed to the bathroom to check out the damage.
“I was way too exposed, especially because I was in a kids’ play area,” she said.
The worst part? She was wearing a G-string.
Looking in the mirror, Christina realized just how burned and blistered she really was – an epic fail she couldn’t help but laugh at.
The nightmare continued when she, trying to stretch her pants to cover the hole, flicked her blister and yelled in pain.
Not wanting to cut her daughter’s playdate short, she searched for “somewhere cold and soft to hide.”
When a group of kids interrupted her first solution, she awkwardly looked for plan B.
“Found my spot! Sitting on a freezer,” she cringed.
When she finally left the park an hour later, she gave a quick flash of the hole that was in the back center of her leggings and headed straight to the pharmacy.
“I picked up all the stuff I need for my burned bum. Wish me luck,” she laughed.