I go hiking in micro bikinis but still can’t find an outdoorsy husband – it’s tough out here
A WOMAN who hits hiking trails in micro bikinis is disappointed that she hasn’t found a beau during her outings.
Though she’s looking to tie the knot, suitors don’t seem to be readily available – and she can’t understand why.
“When you wear this hiking and still can’t find an outdoorsy husband,” Lamar Chairez (@lamarchairez) wrote in a TikTok video, adding a sad face emoticon to express her disappointment.
Clad in a teeny red bikini top with a baseball cap thrown upon her hair, she was out and about in nature on a hiking trail.
She accessorized with sunglasses and two chain necklaces, which she layered.
Though she seemed to think her unusual choice of hiking gear would entice dates, it hasn’t worked out the way she’d like it to.
The audio in her video accurately conveyed how she felt.
“You have to be honest, am I ugly? Yes or no?” it said.
She further stressed that it’s “tough out here” in her caption.
Some men offered some words of encouragement and showed their eagerness to take her up on her offer in the comments section of the clip.
“Sorry, I was pitching a tent,” one quipped.
“You walking too fast, I bet they just can’t keep up,” another chimed in.
“If you in Colorado I can change that,” offered a third.
“I’ve never wanted to go hiking so bad in my life.”
“I’m right here. Must have just missed me.”
“I volunteer as tribute,” a final person said.