Angelina Jolie: A Letter of Apology To Her Right Leg [SATIRE]
Dear Right Leg, It's me, Angelina Jolie, the Oscar winner that you are attached to. It's been a while since we've talked, and I hope this letter finds you cellulite free. I know our relationship became strained after all the hype over you jutting out of my black Versace gown on Oscar night, but I want to let you know that I am ready to move on. I'm ready to cross my legs in peace.
