Dancing with the Stars' Season 24 Cast Includes an Olympic Gymnast and a Fool Pitier

Is it unfair to include professional gymnasts in this competition, as they're at a clear advantage due to cat-like athleticism and raw strength?

[...] his inclusion in Season 24 seems more like the bizarre continuing relationship between Viall and ABC, which is looking less like happenstance and more like some evil contract where Viall sold his free will in exchange for being sculpted into a versatile reality star.

From the Chicago Cubs, who I hear had a good 2016, retired catcher David Ross -- a guy who will never ever have to buy a meal again in Chicago or Boston -- will use his squatting skills Monday nights.

Former fifth-round fantasy football draft pick (if you're desperate) Rashad Jennings will also compete.

The running back played for the Jaguars, Raiders and Giants, and now becomes the latest NFL player to participate, and probably one of the least-well known.

The rest of the stars include Fifth Harmony member Normani Kordei, former pro bull rider (and current male model) Bonner Bolton, living legend and variety show pro Charo, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne.