Well they've embraced technology and taken their laughable song sheet concept forward with them. When it comes to the happenings at the filth, I feel like I'm in some parallel universe. It's hard to make up stuff that they might not actually end up doing or saying.
Ok, I'll have a go. ........
bloke with a megaphone to encourage the glass shatterers to squeal in unison .......cheerleaders (male/female/non identifying).... errrrrr