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Re: Aldi Frangipanes

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Always thought dogs bollocks must be tasty, they seem very keen on licking them.

Cue the Jasper Carrott joke about meeting a posh girlfriends parents.....

Carson (29 replies)

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Told to cough up £33mil or face another 10 years in chokey. He's due to be released next month.

Interesting who is representing him now too.

im thinking of changing my name

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to grand theft auto
or brian lara cricket 95 or 96.
or cliff richards secret love child.
or bring back saleems.
or ostend or bust.
or ive got a SOTV hat.
or ive got a hubcap and im going to use it.
or lifford is the centre of the universe.
or my pants are a bit tight but i like it that way.
or im just fed up.
or my banjo is out of tune.
or im a swinging golfer.
or i havnt got a single flea on my barnet,they are all married with loads of kids. Читать дальше...

Why... (9 replies)

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...did Zigic get put on that penno away in Braga?

Love the big man, but a penalty taker he is not.

And Braga chucking away that 3 goal lead in Brugge.

Seething.

How come? (2 replies)

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When you have a piss it smells of corn beef or smokey bacon crisps?

I am talking about a normal everyday piss not a first thing in the morning tizer piss.

Sprouts and Yorkies. (41 replies)

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There seems to have always been a bit of a dispute about Sprouts with Christmas Dinner but an advert on telly this year is also querying whether Yorkies should be allowed on the festive plate .
As it is well known and accepted that SHA is the industry standard for correct culinary taste , I was just wondering what the general opinion is on this quandary of good etiquette.
For what it,s worth The davenport household will be having both.
Yorkies ,yes. Sprouts,yes !

Aldi Frangipanes

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I am not sure what they are precisely but these cake things are the dog's bollocks. Tasty.



How come? (1 reply)

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When you have a piss it smells of corn beef or smokey bacon crisps?

I am talking about a normal everyday piss not a first thing in the morning tizer piss.

Re: How come?

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Asparagus. 1st release of urine smells horrific.

Why... (6 replies)

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...did Zigic get put on that penno away in Braga?

Love the big man, but a penalty taker he is not.

And Braga chucking away that 3 goal lead in Brugge.

Seething.

Re: Why...

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Their goalkeeper was about 5 foot three as well. I hate to simplify things but a penalty placed in either corner would’ve stood a pretty good chance of hitting the back of the net. Zigic clearly tried the double bluff...

Barca Spurs (12 replies)

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How can Barca get away with playing such a weakened team if I was Inter Milan I’d be fuming. On saying that I’d like Spurs to win anyway.

How come?

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When you have a piss it smells of corn beef or smokey bacon crisps?

I am talking about a normal everyday piss not a first thing in the morning tizer piss.

Why...

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...did Zigic get put on that penno away in Braga?

Love the big man, but a penalty taker he is not.

And Braga chucking away that 3 goal lead in Brugge.

Seething.

Carson (27 replies)

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Told to cough up £33mil or face another 10 years in chokey. He's due to be released next month.

Interesting who is representing him now too.

Sprouts and Yorkies. (39 replies)

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There seems to have always been a bit of a dispute about Sprouts with Christmas Dinner but an advert on telly this year is also querying whether Yorkies should be allowed on the festive plate .
As it is well known and accepted that SHA is the industry standard for correct culinary taste , I was just wondering what the general opinion is on this quandary of good etiquette.
For what it,s worth The davenport household will be having both.
Yorkies ,yes. Sprouts,yes !

Re: Sprouts and Yorkies.

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notts_blue

Christmas dinner traditionally doesn't have yorkshire puddings on.

If it's just a roast dinner then sure, go for it.

For Christmas dinner, sprouts are essential. You wouldn't have sprouts on a roast beef dinner, so don't have yorkies on a christmas dinner.

Other things you don't have on christmas dinner include broccoli, cabbage and peas.

Christmas Dinner is -

Turkey + Stuffing
Sprouts
Roast potatoes
Roast Parsnips... Читать дальше...

West Ham v Blues FA Cup ticket update (68 replies)

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Blues' Emirates FA Cup third round tie against West Ham United will take place at the Hammers' London Stadium on Saturday 5 January 2019.Because the game has been selected for live transmission by overseas broadcasters, the kick-off time will be 12.30pm.The Club will be receiving an allocation of 5,

[www.bcfc.com]

Carson (26 replies)

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Told to cough up £33mil or face another 10 years in chokey. He's due to be released next month.

Interesting who is representing him now too.





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