i might be going to roam. (22 replies)

im going to rome,i want to be there in the flesh.
i have got a cunning plan but i want it kept a secret so dont go telling any one about it.
first i find out what airport and time the players are leaving.
then i arrive a couple of hours before,have some grub and as many pints of cider as i can afford.
just before the team is boarding i nip into the bogs and put on my costume.
its nice really nice,brown tight bob wig,floral tight fitting shirt and crevat combo,crimpolene low cut flares,and loafers.
i bin my original clothing,oh i nearly forgot,my last and most important costume item,a white cane.
all set this is it,wish me luck,i mingle with the team,holding the white cane and tapping it on the floor,4 to the left 4 down the middle and 2 to the right,trying to give gareth a clue how we should play..
the team are told to board [that means getting on the plane for those who have only been to rhyl on thier holidays]
i wait at the back but shuffle along to keep pace,tapping my cane on the floor as i go,then it happens.
a large airport man with clint eastwood sideburns says,excuse me sir are you billy the fish,i say what if i am mush.
he says can i have your autograph but you canne board the plane to rome.
i say no how dare you,im jack grealishess blind hairdresser and show me the way to my seat,i cant see jack sh;t.
it might work,but it might not.
at least i have tryed.
anyway come on blues
come on england.