KILTS
he liked the blues,and called us the english rangers.
it arrived today in the post,royal mail recorded 2nd class.
and its a cracker,green tartan,and it fits me perfect.
the sporran is white fur with tassles,made by geoffrey tailors.
so,where the fork can i wear it.
ive allways thought kilts were a bit girly.
if did wear it out i couldnt wear it with all the otherjock stuff,white woolen socks with a litte penknife tucked in the side.
crappy gillie shoes,shirt with laces instead of buttons.
i woud wear it with my dr martens,football shirt blues or england.
the mad jocks dont wear zero under thier kilts,well fork that,i will wear my bob marley boxers,its better to be safe than sorry.
could i wear it for playing golf,the kilt swing could help for a nice shot down the fairway.
or could i wear it for a blues fancy dress end of the season match.
how about a jock peaky blinder,ive still got my peaky stuff from bolton.
trouble i aint got a ticket for reading.
so what im saying is can anyone get me a ticket for reading,and you can stroke my sporran as long as you dont look inside,thats private,and ill give you some money.