Re: Rooney's Replacement - The Options

Sure but in football, you don't start with a blank canvas do you? If the end goal is to paint a tree, he's already inherited the start of a the painting. It's not a very good tree in all honesty but there's a vertical brown section and then some blobs of green that appear to represent leaves. It's a start. Something to work with....

How long would you expect Rolf to take to create his masterpiece? A week maybe? So far I'd say Rooney has spent several days working away at his painting and when you pop in to have a quick look, he's cut a hole in the middle of the canvas, painted the entire thing black and appears to have drawn a cock and bollocks in the corner using his own excrement. Maybe it'll end up being a masterpiece but... well it doesn't look much like a tree at the moment.