Re: Stupid things you've done

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JohnP
Went to Mass with my wife's family in Dublin, I'm not a regular churchgoer, there is a bit where everyone shakes hands with people near them and gives them a cheery greeting. Afterwards I realise that I was saying 'pleased to meet you' instead of 'peace be with you'. My wife's family think I'm strange and this was more confirmation.

I went to a funeral, I did not know many people and at the reception, wake or whatever they call it. I decided to get pissed. A priest came up and spoke to me. I thought feck that piss off. He asked me how often I went to mass. This was in Buckinghamshire so I assumed he would not know who Blues were so I told him Birmingham city often play on Sunday and I have to always attend as I am a Zulu Warrior and as a trained fighter and a man of violence my loyalties lie elsewhere. He had been a priest in Birmingham and his knowledge of Blues would put many on here to shame.