villa
Go and try to have a conversation with a villa fan that includes complimenting a blues player. It won't happen, its beyond their ability.
Go and try to have a conversation that talks about the successful clubs of England and see if they can refrain from mentioning themselves or talking about their history.
Go and try and take the piss out of them for their misfortune and see if they have a laugh about it, see if they self deprecate. It won't happen, it's beyond their ability.
They are a pathetic football club who were relevant when Queen Victoria had an itchy fanny, since then they've finished 6th a couple of times and won a cup from a scuffed shin. Nice one, well done, but glory doesn't wash off the arrogance, the lack of self awareness, the completely disgusting attitude that these cretins have.
You'll never seen me call villa fans inbred, because that's base and we're better than that. A villa fan is more than 12 fingered simpleton like some fans suggest.
A villa fan is the sort of bloke who's wife has an affair, it's the sort of bloke who does buy to let and rips off the innocents, a villa fan is someone who complains about the temperature in a restaurant, he's the sort of bloke who parks over two spaces to protect his Audi. A villa fan cheats at golf. A villa fan watched his wife get fecked by a bull.
A villa fan is a fanny. Someone who can't handle a proper life. Someone who can't handle a bit of character.
Thank feck we're better than that eh. Thank feck we're above that.
Our team is shit at football but I wouldn't swap them for the world. Neither the memories or the future. None of it.
SHIT ON THE VILLA
SHIT ON THE VILLA TONIGHT
SHIT ON THE VILLA
SHIT ON THE VILLA TONIGHT
EVERYBODY SHIT ON THE VILLA
BECAUSE THEY'RE A LOAD OF SHITE
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