whats the most pissed up have you been at a match
wembley v tranmere,but that was the coppers fault,i had a can of lager at the turnstiles,the nice mr police man said you canne come in with that,i said blocks,he said what did you say ill have you arrested,i said im in blocks 8 and 78.
he said dont come the smart arse with me bingo brummie,go around the corner and drink your lerger and put it tidy with the otherones and then you can come in.
i went around the corner and finished my can,i placed it nice and tidy with the other emptys,then i noticed that some of the emptys were full,bingo,i swigged some great free beer,and went into the wembley,and said to the nice policeman house.
league cup final at cardiff v liverpool,i dont want to talk about that one.
braga away,captain america,i dont want to talk about that one either.