First post after 10 years on here

As above, have been reading the thoughts of others on here for a very long time and enjoying it so much I haven’t bothered to join in. Was going to post a photo as my intro which I took a couple of years ago. Went to a remote area of North Queensland (west of the Atherton Tablelands) and walked into a surprisingly, for that area well maintained toilet block. It was completely free of graffiti other than one sticker on the wall. The blues’ logo. Unfortunately I can’t find the photo but will come back when I do. So, I decided to hind behind my internet pseudonym and ruffle some feathers instead.
Juke:
17 games, 12 starts, 7 shots on target, 2 goals (one was a penalty), 2 assists and a passing success percentage of 52, which is the worst by a long way of all the regulars except the goalie, and I guess when you boot the long ball it’s going to fail often. Roberts, who gets a flogging on here 2 goals also, 0 assists and a passing percentage of high 70s, and much higher numbers to compare. In fact half of our defence are top goal scorers ATM. I know many think the sun shines out of his ar5e, and I would have been one of those a couple of years back, but the sun has set and time to move on with our most sincere thanks of course ( maybe a statue). Daniel Sturridge who is injured, banned, ruined or what ever your description is has made as many appearances, none were full games in the 19/20 season and scored 7 goals, 4 assists and passing in the high 80s, yet wouldn’t be considered as an option and nor should be, but we need better than Juke or Hogan to succeed.
This is a business, and in business you need to think with your head, not your heart, we need a striker that can stick the friggin’ ball in the back of the net, end of story.
Thanks for your time, unleash hell!!!!!.