Uncanny

Same old 'Most Haunted' style BS. There are some questions I'd like to ask the ghost hunters.


1. Why are there no ghosts animals? The way we're getting through our farmed animals, the abattoirs should be full of spooks. Even dinosaurs should be making an appearance.

2. How come ghosts are never seen at scenes of mass deaths, i.e. the Nazi death camps and the slave fields or at the sites where many, many indigenous people around the were murdered on their own land? There are thousands of people a year visiting the death camps and the WW1 & 2 battlefields but nobody ever sees a ghost. It's always somebody who happened to be in on their own one night, never a public place where there could be multiple sightings of the same ghost at the same time.

3. How come ghosts are always an exotic character from a bygone age? It's never Dave from Shard End who worked in "Trim 'n finish" until his untimely death by heart attack brought on by 4 decades of smoking 20 a day.

4. How come Derek Acorah had to give up working?