eBay recommendations on Facebook

Like almost everyone else, I keep getting eBay messages on Facebook, aiming me at things I may be interested in, based on my browsing history. They're getting more and mre abstract, God knows what kind of feckin state their algorithms must be in. Over the last couple of days, they've told me I might be interested in:

- A Harrison Lathe
- A lift-up bra (although to be fair, it was worth it, for the picture they sent)
- A heavy duty air compressor
- A dog paddling pool
- An Authentic Eleaf iStick Mega Kit (whatever the feck that is)
- An M14 brazed diamond drill bit
- An orange hoodie
- An electric hover lawnmower
- A set of pool cue tips

I conclude they must have me down as a dog-owning flat-chested transvestite handyman with a tendency to imitate Liam Gallagher whilst operating as a pool shark.