my new invention
its very dangerous to smoke a fag while you are banging it down the bristol road on your specialized 46 gear speed demon.
ya know that thing that donovan had on his shoulders to hold his small scottish mouth organ.
its a bit like that,ive got some drawings,but you aint seeing them its top secret and you might nick my idea and become rich and not give me anyfink.
so at the front is an ajustable 10mm spanner nut and bolt,you place your fags inline and screw them on,small device could take 10 fags,jumbo would take a whole pack of 20 selly oaks,or whatever is your chosen brand.
you can not light a fag when you are cycling so you insert a slow burning taper wick just before first selly oaks filter tip and insert the other end into the second sellys light up end,and so on.
the length of the taper wick determines how long before one ends and the other starts.
you could plan your journey,you dont want to be smoking pedaling up a hill,but do on the way down,so work it out on a map and ajust the length of your wick acordingly.
what i forgot to say is when you start your journey you light the first selly.
if you dont fancy a smoke cycle ride,you a easily insert a jam doughnut,hotdog,or sausage roll into the new device,its up to you.
i have applyed to go on the dragons din,but havnt had a reply yet.